SO I BOUGHT THIS FREAKIN AMAZING GREY NINE WEST BOOTIES.
HOWEVER THEY TOOK A SUDDEN TRANSFORMATION WHEN I DECIDED TO
BECOME A "GOOD" SAMARITAN. ROAD KILL RIGHT LEFT AND CENTRE ON LIMETREE PARADE, SHIT, "PULL OVER?" "CHECK THE COLLAR?" "MOVE IT OFF THE ROAD PERHAPS?" BRILLIANT IDEA MR. CLEVER. PARKED MILLA AND JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR WEARING THE BRILLIANT BOOTIES. WALKED CLOSE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER THAT ANY CHANCE OF IDENTIFICATION WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.
WELL I TRIED. I LOOK DOWN TO AKNOWLEDGE HOW FIERCE MY BOOTIES ARE, WHEN I DISCOVER A PATCH OF HEMOGLOBIN ALONG THE SIDE OF MY RIGHT BOOTIE. HOLY SHIT THATS GRUESOME. THATS WHEN MY GREY BOOTIES UNDERWENT AN INTENSE TRANSFORMATION. "HOW ON EARTH WILL I FIX THESE BITCHES?" NEGRO DYE ANYONE?
VOILA! GRUESOME GREY TO GREAT GRUNGE! DO IT YOURSELF BOOTIES!
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